December 2010
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Another awesome "daddy" moment.
Christie: I got lost. And it made me anxious.
Daddy: why didn't you call?
Christie: I don't like asking for directions. I'm too proud.
Daddy: you shouldn't be proud, baby. That's not good.
Christie: I know. Its my only flaw.
Daddy: Mm-hmm. You wish.
“Do you think ‘spic and span’ is a racist term against Hispanics?”
– Anais Escobar, Titan of Literature. (via revoltintheranks)
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quick rant.
just gotta dump my baggage on someone. who better, right?
so tonight… in T-2 hours… this guy is picking me up. we’ll call him Justin (cause that’s his name). he’s in the navy and we are nothing. but we “dote” on eachother, i guess. he’s a philanderer of sorts, and that is alright by me cause he’s alone in the effing force, you know? and cause...
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Bring it on, 2011.
minnellis:
I have a feeling 2011 could be the best year I’ve had thus far. I don’t know what it is but it’s a hell of a feeling. Bring on the new year.
Get it girl! :]
tawnilove asked: Everyone should just know how much I absolutely and completely ADORE this woman named Christine. :)
She has made my world a brighter place, and is one of the most beautiful people I know. ♥
That is all.
XO
She has made my world a brighter place, and is one of the most beautiful people I know. ♥
That is all.
XO
tawnilove asked: Everyone should just know how much I absolutely and completely ADORE this woman named Christine. :)
She has made my world a brighter place, and is one of the most beautiful people I know. ♥
That is all.
XO
She has made my world a brighter place, and is one of the most beautiful people I know. ♥
That is all.
XO
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daddy thinks he's slick.
Christie: I really have to use the restroom but I don't want to sit on the freezing toilet.
Daddy: then just pee yourself instead.
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good boss...
Jimmy: tienes frio? (are you cold?)
Christie: si. (yes.)
Jimmy: yo te doy un abrazo. (i'll give you a hug.)
revolt in the ranks: Here's the thing →
Word.
revoltintheranks:
I get it. I do. I get what it feels like to be treated like garbage, to feel bad about yourself, to be the victim of a ton of unfortunate, preventable, terrible, or horrifying events. I get it. I understand. I’ve been through some terrible shit, too. But here’s the thing, if you have been through all of these horrible things, all of these things that have affected your...
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Goodnight lovers.
WatchThe proof is in the pendeja. Vaya con Dios. (This guy doubted our heritage.)
shardashian asked: this literally happened the day or two after i told you wanted to partake in zumba. UGH. i cant join yet,but i will be there on NYE :))))))))))))
shardashian asked: this literally happened the day or two after i told you wanted to partake in zumba. UGH. i cant join yet,but i will be there on NYE :))))))))))))
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Anonymous asked: whats the link for; sophisticated black guy?
Anonymous asked: whats the link for; sophisticated black guy?
“If I could take the Delorean to the 1800’s… since I got my flu and...”
– Margarette
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3ofSw0rds!: tumblr's block →
3ofsw0rds:
i have a lot of things to say but all my thoughts are jumbled. and everything’s trapped in my brain; locked away and can’t get tumbl’d.
i can’t focus on a single thing because my mood is always changing. these thoughts are whirling round & round; they need structure and rearranging.
the pressure…
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El no usa ese tipo de calzoncillos
…el usa los atleticos.
Translation: he doesn’t use that type of underwear… He uses the athletic kind.
my grandmother is currently parading around announcing the type of underwear my 50 year old uncle wears!
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True Customer Service...
Lowes employee: hello young lady, can I help you find something?
Me: I'm looking for... (as I search cluelessly)... my dad.
L.E.: what was he looking for?
Me: oil for the deep fryer.
L.E.: your dad is in aisle 26 towards the back.
Me: (feeling more awestruck than grateful) thank you, sir.
“It’s time to take the Christ out of Christmas…because if this is going to be a...”
– Stephen Colbert (via crusadermaximus)