January 2011
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever sat in a restaurant, alone, and ordered just a chocolate milk? I think you should do that today.
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Love is stronger than pride.
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You meet thousands of people, but then you meet one person and your life is...
– Love And Other Drugs
Regarding wearing a heating pad...
3 year old: why you wearing that?
Aunt: I told you. I have my period.
3 y/o: where is your period?
Aunt: in my pants.
3 y/o: why its in your pants?
Friendship is an involuntary reflex.
– Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother)
Eating carbs makes you thin for life.
cplucked:
A recent multi-center study found that the slimmest people also ate the most carbs, and the chubbiest ate the least. The researchers concluded that your odds of getting and staying slim are best when carbs make up to 64% of your total daily caloric intake, or 361 grams. THANK YOU. I cannot stand hearing people complain about eating to much pasta or bread. You can’t live life like that!...
Anonymous asked: Did you tap a stranger on the shoulder and then turn away?
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Jenny: You know Angie offered to give me the extra debit card to your bank account.
Me: Yeah. You should have it in case of emergencies. Just call me or Ang when you're going to use it.
Jenny: No way! I cant just have direct and constant access to your money.
Me: Jenny for real. What if you need it? You should have it. Just in case. Plus... there's always money in the banana stand.
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Let me adore you. I’m up to the task.
– Sam #2 (Happy Thank You More Please)
greenvertigo asked: =) sweet dreams.
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Sesame Street Fighters!
props to jmarsshit for finding this awesome collection. click through for more.
wittytwitty:
It’s movie Thursday tumblrs, so I’m posting ‘HAPPYTHANKYOUMOREPLEASE’ for your viewing pleasure. This is the Josh Radnor movie (AKA Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother) that a couple of you guys wanted to see. I posted a trailer a while back that you guys can check out. Just click play, and click the four arrows button to make it full size and centered. If the movie isn’t...
my beloved tumblr,
stop unfollowing people. you dont get to pick who i like. im a big girl now and can do as i so choose.
i love you…
but i dont like you right now.
happy thank you more please
thenameisangie:
watch it.
awesome.
i loved it.
Great movie. Total recommend from me.
Suggestions needed!!!
thenameisangie:
I need ideas for a care package for a man who is an out-of-state valentine.
Gentlemen, what kinds of things would u wanna receive from a valentine?
Girls, if you have good ideas for a manly care package please feel free to help!!
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Regional Dialect Thingymabobber.
Enjoy.
Coming from So-Fla. I have no accent.
WORDS: Aunt Route Wash Oil Theater Iron Salmon Caramel Fire Water Sure Data Ruin Crayon Toilet New Orleans Pecan Both Again Probably Spitting image Alabama Lawyer Coupon Mayonnaise Syrup Pajamas Caught QUESTIONS: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch it, it...
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted to tap the stranger waiting in line in front of you, and then when they turn around, you act like you didn't do it? I think you should do it tomorrow.